"[N]o more than handing a document to a sheep and saying "By not repudiating this agreement, I may eat you." establishes a mutual and common intent."

"[T]he only sensible course is to follow the time-honoured maxim, 'Sue everybody in sight.'"

[M]otorcycles could filter in and fill up the spaces between the vehicle lanes, like styrofoam peanuts filling empty space in a shipping box.

[I]nhibitions are relaxed. Those nights do not always end well.

Caligula, who directed an important notice be written in a small hand and posted in a dark corner of Rome so it really came to no one’s attention.

The “internet”, also known as the “world-wide web” is a bi-polar electronic Leviathan that has erupted on the world scene in the past two decades.

Factums and books of authorities are supposed to have buff covers: